Last Update: 8th April 2001.... this page has been built 25% on a PC and 75% on a DC. Kudos to Sega! :) .....Still, you'll need at least IE 4 or better to see all of it!

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I started this site on a PC in about 1995, played around with it for a few years and left it... then this wonderous thing called a Dreamcast (not so wonderous to some people, but then I don't get the Japanese fanatic brand loyalty thing with Sony... it's crazy) came into my life and I decided to give it another go.

Basically I'm gonna stick stuff about my life on this page for all to see, isn't that nice. Music, hong kong films, anime (that's Japanese Animation for those who don't know what I'm talking about!) and of course my family and friends!!! Can't forget them....

I suppose I'll take these things in the order above... I've listened to Drum and Bass for a long time now even before hardcore split to become D'n'B and Jungle. Sometimes it all gets a bit too much for even me and then I switch to Hip Hop, Soul, R&B, rap... anything good basically! You can't beat KP and Envi's 'Swing my way' now that's a choon!

Hong Kong films... where do I start? Quite some time ago, my mate the 'Guvnor' introduced me to a film directed by this bloke called John Woo and starring someone called Chow Yun-Fat.... I've never looked back since. Chow is a god and for your viewing pleasure, here is a picture of him!

Chow woz ere

This guy is a great actor, you may have seen him in 'Anna and the King' or 'The Corruptor', his two most recent US films. Below is a link to my Film Reviews page, the list is growing slowly... this will include all the Hong Kong films I've seen (they all should be available in the UK) and will probably go on to include Godzilla films (yes, I love Godzilla!! I'm sad, I admit it...).

Where am I, oh yeah... Anime. Again where do I start... my first experience of Anime was Fist of the North Star (thanks Jatinder!), not the best place to start but you gotta start somewhere... I watched a load of Manga Videos, basically anything I could got my hands on. Eventually I went to Uni and my eyes were opened and I discovered what Anime is really all about. I will be doing a page of some sort, I know not what though.

Have fun now.

The End!


So what fun and exciting things are on this page?

Factfile

Okay, here it is... a picture and a few facts about little ol' me.

Story

I wrote this story with a friend at University via e-mail, well... it past the time! It is a strange thing that's for sure... hopefully I've corrected all the spelling mistakes now. If you spot any, let me know!

Film Reviews

My guide to what's good and what's not in the world of Hong Kong cinema.... and Godzilla.

The adventures of Mr Blob

One day I was bored at work and I created this, the adventures of Mr Blob. I think it's funny, but then I'm immature and childish!


Telboy's links

Dreamcast sites
Enigma's Enchanted Dream Cove
Lots of weird and wonderful stuff including the all important guide to building your very own Dreamcast web-site!
TLC_BABE's page
Loads of pictures, top quality midis playing in the background, lots of links to other good DC sites, Chat Rooms and info about TLC... surprisingly! :)
XLNC's Sanctum
One of my friend's sites on well... go check it out and find out!
Sharkman - The Story
Sharkman IS the hero of the... 00's (?!?) Well he must be 'cos there was interest shown from a toy manufacturer, go and read the true genesis of SHARKMAN! :)
Chum's sites
The Russ Mills Experience
He is a genuinely all round really nice chap, he is! Go here and find out all about him! Laugh as you read his jolly banter!! :) Just don't call him sweet...
Rob The Climber's Page
Funny enough this page has a lot of climbing info, local climbs... lies, sorry pictures and updates of Rob's amazing feats of dexterity and strength!! Want to know about tricky climbs up and down the country, Rob's ya man!!
Alien Network
Go here and share in the greatness.
Picture sites
The Goblin's Sketchbook
Well this little beauty usually has one or two stunning computer rendered piccys to stick on your desktop. I haven't really explored it much as of yet though.
Sheffield Uni sites
Sheffield University Homepage
This is my uni's homepage, from here you can look around the UK's top uni!
VW Beetle Sites
The New Beetle
The new beetle in all its glory, this site gives access to the german and english language versions. Thankfully the bizarre foreign text has now gone!
Other sites
Josh's Sanctum
Lots of sites listed by category... tons of varied stuff to look at.

Telboy's hellos

Family and Friends... hello! I suppose I'd better make an effort, hi to all my family... love ya! Hi to all my uni chums.. Russ you clumsy git, Glenn you Leicester b'stard, Dave you big footed e-mail addict!, Paul you cheeky little scamp! Amanda you look after Paul he's getting on a bit now you know! :), Gareth my ginga Welsh friend, Ben a fellow Southerner, hurrah!, Denise Denise with your eyes so... what colour are your eyes anyway?, Genocide Jim you're mad but I luv ya (not like that!!), Simon you indie loving freak, Rob the climber just don't fall off okay!?!, Andy how's the hareem?, Mark you bloody tall northern goit!, Hugh (Jarss) where are you ain't seen ya in yonks! Alex what kinda hairstyle you got now I wonder!?! :), a big shout out to the Sheffield Anime lot, old exec and new!! Is that it?
Okay onto the rest of 'em... Hello to all my old school chums... Guvnor you... chain smoking alcoholic sex mad fool!, Lance... you da man! Sharkman that is... fnarr fnarr, Ian you heavy metal cheese slice sandwich Pop Tart lovin' nutter!, Dave Q marriage? ...blimey, Ross the PARK RANGER!!!!!!!!, Phil hows it hangin?, Cambooooo! Hope things are okay!, Dave P hello!, Jatinder will I ever see you again... who knows!?!, Twiggy man with a child!, Wayne-o you D'n'B traitor..., cor blimey, I'm really scrapping the barrel here.... haven't seen a few of that lot in years....
Do I know anybody else? Hello goes out to... Mark Carnall my anime & computer game lovin' chum, Michelle by the time I've finished with you you will love Chow Yun-Fat!, Ben B a man among... lots of female graduates!!, Vishna no more grim pictures you hear!!! :), Janice one day you will go into that mad house next door to you by mistake and you won't be let out! Danielle how many calorie points is that!!! :), Sarah H will she last the trainee course?, James P although I've only known you for a couple of weeks, I feel I've known you for years... actually that's a lie... update your bloomin' Stargate game site, Ash I've known you for even shorter but I know you're a PC snob! :) Oh that'll do, sorry if I missed anyone out.... bye!


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